Thursday, October 29, 2009

Chick-tators Volume 5: Frida Castro




Name: Frida "The Castrator" Castro

Age: 31
Nationality: Cuban
Sign: Leo...GROWL!

Bio: I am really against STDs. Like I feel everyone that has HIV should be quarenteened or something cuz dying is just gross! Well it's gross if I die, but I guess it's okay if other people do, JK! I am so totally for health, well I mean I'm really good at saying I'm going to stay healthy but I seem to screw it up all the time...OH WELL! I don't like it when people leave me, so don't you even try. Seriously don't, I have eyes and ears everywhere. Oh and I love Clubs.

Chick-tators Volume 4: Lucy the Second


Name: Queen Lucy the Second

Age: 19

Nationality: Belgian

Sign: Aries, guess that's why I'm so bullheaded!

Bio: I like rubber and pain. My favorite accessory is my golden fleece. I seriously love watching over things (and fiefdoms) from afar. I think I'm an awesome delegator and an even better investor. Sometimes I can be a little strict, especially when it comes to children with idle hands. Also I am pretty into open relationships. And just cuz I'm Belgian doesn't mean I eat a lot of chocolates, I actually like keeping my figure!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Chick-tators Volume 3: Connie "The Colonel" Gaddafi



Name: Connie al-Gaddafi

Age: 27
Nationality: Libyan
Sign: For me to know and you to find out!

Bio: I have been in a couple of bad relationships, but whenever we break up I try and keep things bloodless cuz those stains are really hard to clean!!! The problem is that I'm really quiet in my relations, some might say I'm subversive, but my psychologist says I'm a little passive agressive due to some daddy issues (wanna spank me? ;P). My friends call me The Colonel because I like fighting for what I think is right and taking what I want sometimes by force.  I'm all about going GREEN, I even wrote a book about it. There are many ways to spell my last name, but i prefer the one I gave in my profile because Qadhafi looks too much like queef.

Chick-tators Volume 2: Bobbie Mugabe



Name: Bobbie Mugabe


Age: 48

Nationality: Zimbabwe

Sign: On the Cusp of Pices

Bio: I like change, the money not the action. JK LOL (sort of ;P)! Radio is so 20th century, that's why I think a lot of radio stations should be shut down, hahahaha LMFAO! I might be seen as kinda old and stuffy, but I like to keep a ear to the young just to know what they're up to, at all times, day or night. Some people say boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses, I say you should prove em wrong and write me! WINK WINK ;-)

Monday, October 26, 2009

Chick-tators Volume 1: Francesca Franco


Name: Francesca Franco
Age: 34
Nationality: Spanish
Sign: Sagittarius
Interests: Used to love sailing when I was a little girl, now I have gotten into rifelry. Horseback riding with my friend Alfanso is always fun. It would be great to go on a trip to the Canary Islands and just sunbathe for a while, remember when I used to live there. Nowadays I work mostly in national mergers, but don't let that intimidate you. RAWR! Give me a buzz if you really wanna have a good time or feel like doing a round up in Morocco!